Responses to 5 common guard-related excuses

E: I can’t do it, I’m not coordinated enough.
R: Where do you think you are going to learn coordination?

E: If I do it, I’ll just hit myself in the head.
R: So you will be just like everyone else. I know people who have done guard for 20 years or more and still hit themselves in the head sometimes.

E: I don’t have enough money.
R: If you really want to do this at all, you will find a way to get the money.

E: I don’t want to give up all my weekends.
R: Because your Netflix doesn’t allow streaming of your favorite shows during the week somehow?

E: My parents won’t let me.
R: Yes they will, you just have to present it in the most customized appealing way.